so aparuntlee I hav a noo hobee. I liek to wach the humengburds wich ones koem into my bakyard wich I own to eat the humengurd joos that my one human people put ther for them.

Wat I liek most abowt the humengburds is thae ar varee smal. Wat I also liek most abowt the humengburds is that thae fli rilee fast and then thae jest stop wethowt warneng eneebodee. Finulee wat I also liek most abowt the humengburds is that thae ar varee frendlee and thae do not evur atak and kil cats of wich I am one.

This is how it werks. Ther is sum fedurs wich hangs frum a hows and the human people fils the fedurs weth joos wich is wat humengburds upreesheat mor than the jooas that is in the flouers. So insted of drenkeng owt of the flouers thae drenk owt of the fedurs. Sumtiems thae land on the fedur and stop for a wiel and sumtiems thae jest keep mooveng ther wengs and stae in the aer wich is rilee kool wen thae do it that wae.

Sumtiems wen I am owtsied in my bakyard wich I own I wil see to or three humengburds flieng arownd and I wil meow at them but I ges thae do not speek cat so ferget that nonsens.

One uther tiem a fyoo days ago or sumtheng insted of humengburds ther was a hoel hurd of wield turkees in my bakyard wich I own. This wuz not gud noos bekas thae wer hyooj and evun enormus and wud defunutlee atak and kil cats. So I didunt go owtsied for a wiel untel thae go awae. But wen I furst sa them I lukd at my human people and sed holee krap wat is that theng in my bakyard and he sed wield turkees and I sed get them owt of ther. Eneewae thae ar gon now and I sae gud riduns.

And nou it is tiem to go wach the humengburds agen unles the dam turkees sho up in wich kaes I am owt of ther.

Yor best frend and the one wich one duz the humengburd wacheng as my favrut noo hobee.

Pounce

Gud day to yu al.

Okay so apparuntlee I havunt rittun eneethang agen for awiel but this tiem I hav a gud eksques. I hav  ben varee bizee.

Okay so mostlee my grampa Frank kaem to mi hows to vizut me a fyoo days ago of a fyoo weeks ago or sumtheng. He koms to vizut mostlee to see me I ges. He is a varee nobul man for a human people. I like it wen he koms to vizut bekas he sez funee thangs like get this cat the hel off me and dam cat get awae frum me and uther fun stuff like that.

Bekas it is sumur tiem now my human people ar kepeng fresh watur in the jiunt watur boel in my backyard wich I own. It is varee gud to dreenk frum but my one human people keeps saeng Pounce get awae from the deepend whatever that meens. Watur is watur I don’t know wat a deepend haz to do weth it.

Okay so my human people has ben making a movee reesuntlee and my job is to tel him wat luks gud and wat luks like krap. A lot of his stuff luks like krap but I tri to be bunevulunt and just smile and nod my hed a lot and jest pasufi him. Its safer that wae.

Also one dae wiel grampa was heer it was too hot. It got up to like 20 or sumtheng and I sed get me a freeking glass of ies tee befor I kach on fier or sumtheng. Insied my hows wich I own it haz Aer kundishun so it is gud to be insied on a hot dae.

The uther day wuz kald the forth of juli. It wuz graet bekas I bot sum sparklurs weth my munee wich I urn bi doing sum jobs. I like bateng the sparklurs arownd on the flor. I ges sumbudee sez yor supoes to liet them on fier and then thae maek briet kulurs. I wudnt no abowt that but thae ar fun to bat arownd the flor.

Also I ges Mikul Jaksun dyd a kupel of daes ago or a kupel of years ago or sumtheng. I kud not buleev it. Wen the noos kaem on TV wich I own I sed I kant buleev it. I thank Thrilur is problee the best myoozik video evur. I luv it so much eksept for the part wen the human people turn into a monstur. So rile I haet it and Im angree at Mikul Jaksun. Human people ar not doing a gud job of skedjooleng wen thae wil die. Lets get it toogethur people.

Now I hav to go bekas it is tiem to wach TV. So until nekst tiem I wil sien off as the one wich one wil dans to Thrilur and do the moon wak betur then Mikul Jaksun.

Yor frend Pounce

I furgot if I had this Xanga plaes to let evreewun no wat I am doeng weth my lief.

So freekin forgiv me for not remebreng. Wat am I a jeenyus or sumtheng I tel yoo?

Ok wat hav I ben doeng laetlee.

Furts I hav ben varee bizee. Bekas of how emportunt I am and evreetheng I hav speshul sukyorutee wen I go plases. I get to travul in a big kar kald a lmuseen and a lot of human people kom and see me wenevur I speek sum waer. And my naem is rilee Borok Obamu.

Ok I am jest kideng but Im purdee shur sum of yoo wer kunvinsd wernt yoo.

In reel lief I am stil emportunt but I dont need speshul sukyorutee bekas of my speshul powers and I can do marshul arts and krap.

I stil liv in kalifornya and I still own my kat naem Bilbo. Also my one human people naem Steev and Karul ar stil arownd and my one uthr human people and best frend naem The Cheech hav gon bak to her kolij wich I jest fown out but I ges it was a fyoo dais ago or a fyoo weeks ago or sumtheng.

Now my uthr best freend naem Kurisa has kom to liv at my hows wich I won. She is varee funee and also varee talunted of skricheng my hed wenevur I say so.

Ok the most emportunt hteng I do is my job wich is wacheng tv to chooz the best shos. It is a emportunt job for a kat not a lot of people can get this job. If yoo try to get this job thae wil say soree yoo are jest not kwalufid but Pouncew is so giv him the job I tel yoo. And thae wud be riet.

Later I wil tel yoo wich tv shos ar best and that meens yoo hav to wach them bekas I sae so. See wy I luv my job.

The onlee theng I dont liek abowt my job is that it duznt pay wel. Liek I maek nutheng. So my one human people naem steev is helpeng me weth my rezoomay so I can get a mor emportunt job weth reel munee for pay. It luks liek I wil be abul to get a job werkeng from hoem ansureng kustumer serves kals for a enshuruns kumpunee. Steev sez that if I do gud at that mabee thae wil let me lurn to be a klaems ujustur. I hav no ideu wat that meens but it sownds graet I can hardlee waet.

Ok one of my favrut shos kald Opru is on so I hav to go wach and taek noets.

Untel nekst tiem I am sineng off as yor best frend and the one wich one has al of the bext jobs in the hoel wurld.

Pounce